Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she peed on how many people?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Randomize