lets start a swedish sibling band together
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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