I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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