I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
