So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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