what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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