we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
