She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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