shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Lo siento on account of my penis...
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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