There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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