I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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