So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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