I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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