All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
