it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
They should really pass out barf bags in church
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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