Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
