Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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