Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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