Where did you get a picture of my penis
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
