Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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