Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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