I love black thongs
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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