Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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