I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize