Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I think i got beer on your cat.
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