is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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