If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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