found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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