When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He's on the porch naked. Help.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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