So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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