they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
