i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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