We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I am one with the molecules
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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