I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
