Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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