Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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