i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I touched a dick in church today
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
