we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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