Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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