im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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