i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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