Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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