Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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