She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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