i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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