her vagine was all disorganized.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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