Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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