One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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