It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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