We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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