Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
this is an emotional support booty call
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
