So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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