Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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