JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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