Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
