Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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